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Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein (Other) by Bachus
âAnd being quite happy in Hades, he lifted up his bum...and fluffed...â
Be playing Misty for me, Mr. Eastwood and send Lazarus, that he may dip
the tip of his uncircumsized prick
in water to cool his foreskin; for I am tormented in this flame of
Gonnorheaâ.â JFC
Duke 666: verse cunt meat curtain
We open on Museheart kissing a scared parrot
Sleepy dwarf fucks my bum
until exfoliation defeats
mind and body and ky jelly.
I enter onto a stage of stupor
or is it pooper? For there I feel pooped,
I see poop, I hear shit,
"I do not exist."
Perhaps I'm a crazy old lady?
An incessant droning old cunt in Alabama,
buzzing off an arm, and boob
and the back-up arm and boob have
been sold for an African Grey
named poetry.
Low volume Bacchian music
stirs me for a bit, then a bit more.
Is that a knocking at the doggie door?
I close my eyes and drift
away as gay as a choir boy
at play between the pews
pee you.
Let me stay here for ever Museheart
bum closed
no bowel movements
no brown sausage maker
no tears in my lower intestine
surreal, like my poetry.
And did I tell you?
My parrot is a real talker,
and he loves the Southern Cross.
He's a rebel.
He's a General Lee.
Open my eyes forever
oh, My Lordy.
Take this fire crotch
which consumes me inch by inch by yard,
for I am in agony.
And my cock is sore as fuck.
SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKING
BIRD UP!
"To survive need I become
like the rich man
with no thought for the
sore-covered starving Lazarus?"
(A real museheart quote)
Even if it sounds about as lesbian as a quote can get.
I would rather open my eyes to leather
passing gall stones from this thin urethra
into Your baboony ass,
store-covered suffering,
to suffer no more in
Your precious ass fold.
Today it's by one get one free.
Inside of me.
Copyright 1908 - 2003 by Lube D. Rubardz
Museheart, I love you.
Even if you hate me.
Be an unselfish God fearing Christian
an pray for me. I need your support.
More than your guts girdle.
We can fear god, together.
P.s.
Just kidding.
You are a dead nigger's cunt.
Jesus loves you
and so do I.
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