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What type of poem are you?
  1. How do you wake up?
    well rested
    violently
    with drool on my pillow
  2. How do you love?
    puritanically
    passionately
    lustily
    with drool on my pillow
  3. What's your favorite meal?
    breakfast
    lunch
    dinner
    dessert
  4. When do you buy Christmas presents?
    throughout the year
    the day after Thanksgiving
    Christmas Eve
    the day after Christmas
    I don't celebrate Christmas (or Channukah, Kwanza...)
  5. Do your friends laugh?
    no
    yes, with me
    yes, at me
    yes, any chance they get
  6. Are you a team player?
    without "me", there is no team
    I run the team
    I killed the team
    there is no "I" in team
    Nothing exists
  7. Out of the following, what color do you prefer?
    red
    green
    blue
    yellow
  8. What are you most likely to do when you're feeling stressed?
    aerobicise
    do yoga
    take a bubble bath
    go postal
    binge shopping/eating
  9. Do you know when you've been talking too much?
    yes, and I stop
    yes, but I continue anyway
    no
    I never place my foot in my mouth
  10. Do you talk to animals?
    I avoid animals
    no
    yes
    of course

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