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Sugar Daddy (Free Curse) by Pystal Cocaine swifter than You. (Free verse) by Bachus
Lying as much to her as space will sell, He puts his palm tree on her swollen belly, She shivers, rolling wet into a yard sale Her tears in her KKK sheets from her pawned Telly. His kisses cover her hairy neck and broad shoulders, All night through, until dawn, she fondels his boulders Their joy cannot be contained, in a sauce bottle Her eyes close as the sun rises she's quite cottled. Sometime, in the mid-afternoon, I smoke crack Us together, sleepy-eyed, we sword fight cocks He cooks me breakfast since I'm always on my back She sips my milk and just smiles as I fuck her rack. This love they have together, God damn it's hot Seems to have no end in sight, Sweet Jesu Basquiat" He helps her out of her pajamas, what's left of them And they cuddle on the couch like felching whores do. @@ @@@@ OFTEN = (_)$(_) \h\ \o\ \r\ \u\ \s\ \8\ (.) Together, they gargle cunt she-she as the minutes deer tick Their baby kicks and squirms then exlplodes lyme disease This life they have made together? Whatever It will come now, any day, yeah any day. When it is time for the doctors to forcep He will never leave her side,"feel that bicep". He watches as his son takes his first breath, And cradles his wife in his arms to watch him piss in their faces. As the years go by so quickly, aint it sad? Their little family grows, then goes bye bye. She thanks the Lord daily, and is not mad And Daddy does as well, because, hey everyone dies. I myself hope I'm eaten alive by a tiger, ass first.

Up the ladder: Awakened

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.818182
Weighted score: 5.909091
Overall Rank: 1437
Posted: September 2, 2003 10:06 PM PDT; Last modified: September 2, 2003 10:06 PM PDT
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[0] electroman1979 @ 198.81.26.109 | 2-Sep-03/10:14 PM | Reply
dude, you suck, that poem isn't even worth rating
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > electroman1979 | 2-Sep-03/10:19 PM | Reply
It's a parody. Maybe you should read the original first Spunktastic woman 196helmetshine. Oh, by the way, you are an idiot, a very special idiot.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > electroman1979 | 2-Sep-03/10:27 PM | Reply
Then... Why'd you rate it sweate checks? Hmmm? You dream of squatting down in front of me for a bag of tea. Admit it.
[0] electroman1979 @ 198.81.26.113 > Bachus | 2-Sep-03/10:31 PM | Reply
i did rate it, i guess a zero is better than nothing....wait... it is nothing, and i did read the first one before i read yours
[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.168.216 > electroman1979 | 3-Sep-03/12:29 AM | Reply
let me guess, you figure that childbirth is a holy subject, and no matter how badly a poet writes about childbirth it is a sin to make fun of poems with such a topic? yes, ofcourse, and you also believe any poet who does make fun of those bad poems are evil men that must not have high ratings since that wouldnt be right.

you are a spineless turd, that must be brutally beaten with a nine iron, then displayed publicly on an upside down cross, with your back facing the crowd, your ass stuffed with a snake.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > SupremeDreamer | 13-Oct-03/6:27 AM | Reply
MEDIOCRE COMEBACKS 101

1. "Whatever you say chief"
2. "Get a life"
3. "Do you have a major lack of self esteem or what?"
[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.168.216 > Bachus | 3-Sep-03/12:21 AM | Reply
because she must defend anything that has the corny emotional goo that society loves. she will suck your dick if you say you'll let up on crushing this bad dilutation of art, so go ahead and enjoy yourself, and make sure to be cruel in doubling the pressure of your blows afterwards.
[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.168.216 > electroman1979 | 3-Sep-03/12:18 AM | Reply
you have no concept of how a parody should be made. a parody should exaggerate the weakness of the poem it makes fun of, and must include humor that borders and even crosses the line that seperates good and nasty. your not fit to judge this sort of writing, since you have no understanding of this particular sort of satire.

(i really like my "uppity official mask", you like it? im still ironing out the wrinkles)
[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.168.216 | 3-Sep-03/12:14 AM | Reply
good parody, made it as nonsensical as crystals poem, but unlike hers, it had class and humor, making it worth a million daddy -pregnancy- poems loaded with Van goo labeled with the trademark company name "Emo Slushy" advertised daily with the nice catch phrase "Mush is good when you have no teeth!" made fun of by oversexed teenagers snickering "toothless mouths are better suited to suck drooling snakes"

not many true barbarians like you exist my friend, but quantity is not needed with all the vicious brutality you posses.

Blessed with 10.
[n/a] Garrett S Sexton @ 213.122.87.118 | 3-Sep-03/1:42 PM | Reply
Hey, you leave coke alone. It's my friend and I don't like you and yours bad mouthing it. Just leave off the class A man. Conformists equal death.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Garrett S Sexton | 3-Sep-03/3:44 PM | Reply
no
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 66.81.145.178 > Garrett S Sexton | 4-Sep-03/12:22 AM | Reply
METH IS BETTER. BITCH. FUCK COKE. SNORT SODA. DRINK A WARM MILKY COLODA, START UP THE TOYOTA, AND ILL SEE YA LATA LOSA.

FUCK COLUMBIAN DRUG PRODUCE!! METH IS AMERICAN MADE, SUBURBAN CHEMISTRY LAB APPROVED.
[n/a] Garrett S Sexton @ 213.122.87.118 | 3-Sep-03/1:42 PM | Reply
Hey, you leave coke alone. It's my friend and I don't like you and yours bad mouthing it. Just leave off the class A man. Conformists equal death.
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