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About: inventor of the 'hoof' in all shapes and sizes, the photosynthesis powered Kale-Gun, and creator and editor of Poemranker's only underground news letter the Bacchian Tribunal. Plus much much more, and then some.
Homepage: http://www.mp3.com.au/Horus8/
Location: New Mexico
Referrer: tried logging onto pornranker one drunk night
Date Joined: 29-Jul-02/9:01 PM
Last Active: 14-Mar-07/3:46 PM
Last Login: 14-Mar-07/3:42 PM (see ips by user)
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Eden14-Mar-07/3:45 PM
Silver Sword23-Oct-05/11:25 AM
Amphetamine Witches & Scrabble2-Mar-05/3:03 PM

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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 892 6.31
Haiku 86 7.35
Lyric 104 3.76
Limerick 21 7.90
Ode 26 6.58
Concrete 7 8.00
Other 74 6.62
Sonnet 28 7.79
Villanelle 13 7.38
Sestina 1 10.00
Pimple 7 7.29
Acrostic 2 3.00
Terza Rima 1 0.00
12626.27
Comment history:
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StyleComments
Free verse 1279
Haiku 259
Lyric 132
Limerick 35
Ode 51
Concrete 19
Other 162
Sonnet 37
Villanelle 28
Sestina 3
Pimple 13
Acrostic 2
Ghazal 3
Programming 1
Terza Rima 2
Prose Poem 1
2027
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My cousin's baby sitter. Haiku 4.00;85 29-Aug-07 (0) 13376 23-Feb-03 67
Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y. Lyric 3.79;16 16-Oct-07 (0) 13498 19-Jun-03 44
Transformers "a higher, vaster, deeper meaning". Haiku 5.65;15 29-Aug-07 (5) 2132 16-May-03 33
Black Buns Haiku 4.06;47 29-Aug-07 (0) 13326 09-May-03 31
Nightshades Villanelle 7.01;23 11-Mar-07 (0) 76 11-Mar-07 24
Theoretical Islamic Math Other 5.75;10 16-Oct-07 (5) 1806 30-Mar-03 24
Magnets & Cross-Eyed Children Free verse 5.38;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 3227 11-Oct-03 23
The Lordy only knows why tornados have no nose Haiku 5.17;9 26-Aug-07 (1) 5067 26-Aug-07 22
Date Rape Gang Bang Haiku 3.83;41 12-Mar-07 (0) 13474 14-Oct-03 22
The Santa Anna's fire and red sun Free verse 6.80;19 04-Feb-21 (2) 394 04-Feb-21 20
The spleenless poet Free verse 5.30;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 3666 27-Jul-03 20
The Freemasons Other 4.35;10 03-Oct-07 (6) 13054 17-Sep-04 19
Haunted Lyric 5.89;14 03-Oct-07 (8) 1515 19-Sep-04 18
The Swallower (Oh brother!) by Spanish Devil Other 5.91;11 09-Sep-07 (5) 1438 07-Oct-03 18
Fuck your fucking face monkey fucker Haiku 5.45;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 2903 03-Oct-03 18
Zinnias are a funny flower Free verse 7.02;58 27-Jan-21 (0) 63 02-Mar-07 17
Sugar Daddy (Free Curse) by Pystal Cocaine swifter than You. Free verse 5.91;11 16-Dec-07 (10) 1437 13-Oct-03 17
"Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. Haiku 6.09;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 1152 10-Jun-03 17
A Gordian knot (Some dirt on a friend of mine) Other 5.67;8 16-Oct-07 (0) 2017 25-Jun-03 16
The day Pan out-played Apollo Haiku 5.89;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 1489 21-May-03 16
Remember-me (an ode to those dropped off at the clinic) Ode 5.17;9 25-Oct-07 (1) 5065 06-Jun-03 16
The Ren (The magic in naming) Haiku 6.18;11 13-Mar-07 (9) 1006 13-Mar-07 15
Nicholas Martin's last great paper Free verse 5.84;8 29-Aug-07 (5) 1601 06-Feb-05 15
How to sleep sitting up Free verse 6.95;42 01-Feb-21 (0) 161 14-Jul-09 15
Her Galactic Boudoir, his make-work Free verse 6.22;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 955 05-Jun-03 15
"Bored?" "Let's eat my nuts?" Haiku 5.36;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 3281 24-Dec-02 15
Handy Smurf Haiku 6.20;19 29-Aug-07 (6) 981 10-Jun-03 15
Jackanapes and smoke buttons Free verse 6.64;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 561 11-Jun-03 15
"I post here cause I have a lot of readers" Free verse 6.90;32 30-Jan-21 (0) 236 20-Nov-04 14
Las Gaviotas Villanelle 7.00;52 27-Jan-21 (0) 85 02-Mar-07 14
Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons Villanelle 6.83;12 27-Mar-06 (4) 356 10-Dec-03 14
Award shows make my cock hard, but you don't Haiku 5.06;9 29-Aug-07 (0) 6801 07-May-03 14
The Ultimate~Creep goes to Mecca! Other 5.61;12 08-Nov-07 (10) 2278 08-Nov-07 14
Secada (Parody of sasha's lying vagina) Free verse 4.33;17 29-Aug-07 (2) 13107 29-Oct-04 13
Of Gods & Beast In Villanelle Villanelle 5.96;13 03-Oct-07 (9) 1359 19-Sep-04 13
Joshua Free verse 6.92;36 02-Feb-21 (0) 211 02-Oct-03 13
You are a divider Concrete 7.01;21 14-Oct-07 (0) 68 09-Oct-07 12
Skull fucking Miggy, a list, by Iggy Poppy Other 3.52;29 19-Jun-05 (1) 13593 26-Sep-03 12
The deafening silence in the world or something Other 5.21;18 10-Oct-07 (0) 4427 12-Jun-03 12
Walk in a dream (an ode to self help poems) Pimple 4.73;22 28-Aug-05 (10) 11736 28-Aug-05 12
Knights of progress 'alter boy shamed' Free verse 4.77;26 29-Aug-07 (8) 11374 08-May-03 12
The boy who shot birds Free verse 5.06;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 6800 02-Jun-03 12
A Geisha's Burlesque~Aforethought! Other 4.66;8 06-Nov-07 (0) 12251 16-Aug-02 12
Soft Beak; Hard lotion Free verse 5.91;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 1445 19-Sep-04 11
2838 Denise Dr. Troy, Mi. Free verse 6.00;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 1261 08-Jul-03 11
Brainy Smurf Haiku 4.56;16 29-Aug-07 (5) 12655 18-Feb-03 11
While mining in Tanzania Limerick 3.76;129 27-Oct-05 (4) 13511 31-Aug-03 11
A Choir Boy's Spoiliation.. Haiku 4.16;14 29-Aug-07 (0) 13261 23-Aug-02 11
The Power Of Standing Still (Ghazellanelle) Ghazal 5.18;15 09-Oct-07 (10) 4957 17-Sep-04 10
Jesus, I funneled enough beer to marry that? Lyric 4.06;16 16-Oct-07 (0) 13325 28-Nov-04 10
Strange Days, Indeed Other 4.94;9 17-Nov-07 (6) 9008 19-Sep-04 10
Why do you give yourself blue tens? Haiku 5.84;14 29-Aug-07 (5) 1608 09-Oct-03 10
Sunset Hands Free verse 6.86;29 05-Mar-12 (0) 294 18-Jul-03 10
You wash up, I forget. Free verse 6.91;20 29-Aug-07 (5) 229 10-Sep-04 10
Harvest Free verse 5.51;13 24-Sep-07 (10) 2656 19-Sep-04 9
Saturn Free verse 4.89;16 29-Aug-07 (6) 9902 17-Sep-04 9
Her bloody diamonds Villanelle 6.87;16 08-Feb-09 (0) 277 10-Apr-03 9
"turd to yo mutha" daywalker shittalker Free verse 5.59;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 2333 18-Dec-02 9
First date (for Larry, a lesbian vampire) Free verse 5.49;12 29-Aug-07 (5) 2809 02-Feb-05 9
No recalculations needed Ode 5.66;16 16-Oct-07 (7) 2086 20-Nov-04 9
Mobile home agenda Free verse 6.92;21 29-Aug-07 (3) 207 26-Nov-03 9
A trap door for the moat Haiku 5.00;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 7582 21-Jun-03 8
Shut the fuck up and fix me a Scoobie snack. Haiku 5.82;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 1642 29-May-03 8
Of the opposition. Zipcode graffitti Free verse 4.94;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 9006 19-Jan-03 8
i'm the jesse james of the seven-eleven chain Haiku 6.81;20 29-Aug-07 (3) 393 10-Sep-04 8
Howl For Clarity (for Jeff Buckley) Lyric 5.77;16 16-Sep-06 (9) 1762 16-Sep-06 8
First, you gotta bend over.. Free verse 5.35;15 29-Aug-07 (7) 3384 19-Jan-03 8
More 7-Eleven holdups. Haiku 5.36;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 3279 08-Sep-02 8
-=Dark_Angel=- & The Canon Episcopi Other 5.00;10 25-Oct-07 (0) 7510 01-Sep-02 8
Breaking the wind (An Odenelle to Pirgaytes) Villanelle 6.22;9 03-Oct-07 (2) 957 10-Dec-03 7
Zealots on Ziggurots in Zion Free verse 5.67;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 2019 02-Jul-03 7
Hard on (Lyric) by John K Lyric 4.39;12 09-Oct-07 (0) 13004 16-Dec-03 7
Lake Pyramid's Secret Free verse 5.71;8 29-Aug-07 (2) 1927 24-Jul-03 7
Sunday night movies after bible study Other 6.92;22 16-Oct-07 (0) 201 21-May-04 7
"Mute nostril agony" Titled & inspired by Frass. Free verse 6.67;9 29-Aug-07 (9) 540 23-Apr-03 7
Heirlooms Free verse 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1104 21-Mar-03 7
The Rift Free verse 6.94;32 30-Jan-21 (1) 182 02-Mar-07 7
The last of the sworn heels Free verse 6.39;9 29-Aug-07 (3) 791 28-May-03 7
Run Forest! Run... Limerick 7.01;23 04-Apr-06 (10) 77 15-Feb-03 7
Papa Smurf Haiku 5.78;14 29-Aug-07 (6) 1717 21-Nov-02 7
The primates fate (chrystal ball foot switch) Free verse 5.73;11 29-Aug-07 (8) 1867 26-Dec-02 7
Gloria's stairwell circles up & down Free verse 4.88;7 29-Aug-07 (2) 9924 08-Jun-03 7
<{Grasping^Grendals}> Haiku 6.95;12 29-Aug-07 (5) 166 16-Jan-03 7
Various 7-Eleven hold ups... Haiku 6.01;13 29-Aug-07 (3) 1244 22-Aug-02 7
Why I want to kill Opie Other 6.00;10 27-Jun-08 (3) 1265 27-Jun-08 7
Amphetamine Witches & Scrabble Free verse 6.72;9 28-Dec-07 (10) 491 28-Dec-07 6
Chocolate Rabbit Ears & Gay Sex Free verse 5.09;11 22-Jun-05 (0) 6188 28-Nov-04 6
Polyester Mustache Free verse 5.25;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 4016 19-Sep-04 6
Glass Flowers Free verse 5.00;9 29-Aug-07 (4) 7525 20-Sep-04 6
Ginger Prawns prior to Sea world with Jeremy Irons Free verse 6.32;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 860 27-Sep-03 6
Evacuation harnessed angel Vs. The antichrist Haiku 6.50;10 19-Mar-07 (1) 695 07-Mar-05 6
The unlucky Janitor haikus Haiku 5.11;57 29-Aug-07 (8) 6018 07-Mar-03 6
Hector's such a drag Other 5.00;8 16-Oct-07 (0) 7541 19-Jan-03 6
Bilboards, and music, just shouldn't be mixed. Haiku 5.18;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 4799 13-Dec-02 6
Live from Boise Idaho...the cads! Other 4.89;13 16-Oct-07 (0) 9912 22-Dec-02 6
Smurfette Haiku 5.49;12 29-Aug-07 (0) 2810 22-Nov-02 6
The man who sold his wife Lyric 5.30;10 03-Oct-07 (7) 3685 18-Jan-03 6
Head On Lyric 5.15;7 28-Oct-07 (7) 5198 22-Oct-07 5
Air Ghazal 5.06;15 09-Oct-07 (9) 6792 19-Sep-04 5
Lynched Other 5.20;10 03-Oct-07 (4) 4555 19-Sep-04 5
What I know of monsters Free verse 5.82;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 1644 21-Nov-03 5
Count Spatula Limerick 6.46;13 15-May-06 (0) 711 15-May-06 5
At least while you're gone, things get done. Villanelle 6.75;18 10-Dec-06 (4) 469 06-Nov-03 5
Metaphysical Poets Haiku 6.77;12 29-Aug-07 (2) 442 28-Oct-03 5
Why I can't stop laughing at you! Other 6.00;10 07-Oct-07 (6) 1272 03-Oct-03 5
The Khat Haiku 7.03;31 05-Apr-07 (0) 46 20-Nov-04 5
Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein Other 6.66;17 03-Oct-07 (1) 547 28-Nov-04 5
Federales Haiku 6.63;13 03-Feb-21 (0) 580 03-Feb-21 5
86'd Limerick 6.88;14 10-Feb-06 (2) 260 22-Jun-03 5
Jokie Smurf Haiku 6.87;32 02-Feb-21 (0) 274 16-Jan-04 5
More from unlucky janitors Haiku 6.86;13 05-Oct-07 (0) 297 21-May-03 5
HGH 1000 (human growth hormone) fountain of youth? Other 4.76;12 16-Oct-07 (0) 11690 17-Dec-02 5
Hefty Smurf Haiku 6.65;16 29-Aug-07 (0) 551 12-Jun-03 5
The Smurf Village Haiku 5.30;12 29-Aug-07 (4) 3656 25-Nov-02 5
My Mountain (An ode to the nature poem) Ode 5.26;14 16-Oct-07 (0) 3994 15-Jan-03 5
Bastard Of The Bastard Free verse 5.39;9 29-Aug-07 (5) 3198 19-Nov-02 5
Terrorism Clean Up In Isle Three Haiku 4.10;10 29-Aug-07 (1) 13312 17-Sep-04 4
Got Spilk? By a concerned white Christian 'man'. Free verse 6.77;11 29-Aug-07 (7) 437 08-Nov-03 4
The last Smurf standing Haiku 5.55;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 2491 16-Aug-03 4
The Neckbrace of Evil Other 7.05;20 05-Aug-08 (2) 30 05-Aug-08 4
Parades for cripples (Shit bag) by Thome Plumpe Other 7.02;26 29-Jun-07 (0) 53 04-Aug-03 4
Colgate & Paper towels Haiku 6.29;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 886 27-Jul-03 4
Sir John Betjeman is dead Nicholas. Other 6.00;10 06-Nov-07 (3) 1270 02-May-03 4
Impossibilities, and Marvel Comical Heroes. Other 6.39;9 25-Sep-07 (5) 790 16-Feb-03 4
No more tears, or trail Haiku 5.91;11 29-Aug-07 (3) 1435 07-Mar-03 4
The bouchon Haiku 5.68;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 1995 07-Jan-03 4
The postman just walked in, no ring was heard. Free verse 5.75;10 29-Aug-07 (7) 1807 20-Jan-03 4
My Mom at her best! Free verse 5.04;6 29-Aug-07 (2) 6993 19-Nov-04 3
Preserves for the basement (Poe Poetry) Ode 5.61;8 09-Oct-07 (9) 2296 27-Aug-06 3
Sweetart Lyric 5.90;13 29-Oct-07 (7) 1469 24-Nov-03 3
The Sahu Haiku 6.87;16 05-Oct-07 (0) 280 24-Nov-03 3
Oriental buffet on the rim of a volcano Haiku 6.82;28 03-Feb-21 (0) 374 16-Jan-04 3
Interview with a Steven King Other 5.89;9 06-Nov-07 (1) 1493 03-Jun-03 3
Gargamel & Azriel Haiku 6.50;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 684 26-Feb-03 3
Tom & Jerry Haiku 5.45;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 2931 19-Jan-03 3
Original words (spectacularly stolen) Free verse 5.23;7 29-Aug-07 (4) 4214 23-May-03 3
Ode To Sweet Susie Chee Lyric 5.33;5 28-Dec-07 (9) 3474 04-Jan-05 2
Sosomizing My Way Into Heaven Glosa 5.21;5 28-Dec-07 (10) 4373 28-Dec-07 2
How to spend New Years in denial Haiku 5.37;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 3261 01-Jan-04 2
Momma, don't let your pipebombs grow up to be Jewish Free verse 6.92;17 29-Aug-07 (4) 209 17-Sep-03 2
Landmine Haiku 5.38;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 3226 20-Jul-03 2
Butterfield, Minn. Tommy's farm 1993 Free verse 6.72;14 30-Jan-21 (0) 479 08-Oct-07 2
Voodoo on channel 13 Haiku 5.36;11 29-Aug-07 (3) 3282 06-Apr-03 2
The little tornado that could Free verse 5.45;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 2898 12-Nov-02 2
Heather Graham Free verse 5.22;6 28-Dec-07 (8) 4303 08-Nov-04 1
Orbs Free verse 5.65;7 29-Aug-07 (6) 2108 21-Oct-04 1
Just because I'm an actor... Haiku 5.19;7 29-Aug-07 (5) 4642 19-Jan-04 1
My first wish and last Villanelle 6.98;16 06-Jun-08 (1) 106 09-Oct-07 1
Johan & Peewit Haiku 5.25;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 4014 11-Jun-03 1
Pass the salt, Peter Sonnet 5.97;12 20-Oct-06 (5) 1344 29-May-03 1
Grouchy Smurf (in limerick) Limerick 6.25;14 10-Feb-06 (4) 919 03-Mar-03 1
Vanity Smurf Haiku 6.05;11 29-Aug-07 (4) 1216 16-Feb-03 1
Eden Free verse 4.81;1 15-Mar-07 (1) 10964 N/A 0
Silver Sword Free verse 5.67;6 28-Dec-07 (9) 2041 N/A 0
The Cincinnatti Steamer Haiku 5.09;6 29-Dec-07 (7) 6233 N/A 0
The heart of a palm at a strip mall Free verse 5.14;5 29-Aug-07 (3) 5420 N/A 0
Teletubbies shall not hate. Other 5.37;8 29-Oct-07 (0) 3256 N/A 0
5.74;2447 04-Feb-21 3633.72 04-Feb-21 1416




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