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About: I am the greatest poet since Rimbaud, but I smell infinitely better than the French
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Eleven Reasons For Love16-Mar-07/5:47 PM
Latitudes I'll Not, or Falter14-Mar-07/3:31 PM
Celebrity18-Nov-06/9:59 PM

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StyleVotesAverage
Free verse 1963 6.90
Haiku 193 7.10
Lyric 177 4.92
Limerick 49 6.63
Ode 62 7.08
Concrete 21 7.05
Other 175 6.17
Sonnet 38 7.89
Villanelle 25 7.64
Sestina 5 8.00
Pimple 15 6.00
Meta-Ku 1 9.00
Acrostic 6 3.00
Triolet 2 5.00
Programming 1 10.00
Terza Rima 1 6.00
Prose Poem 4 9.75
Senryu 1 10.00
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Free verse 3264
Haiku 361
Lyric 331
Limerick 94
Ode 128
Concrete 46
Other 437
Sonnet 71
Villanelle 86
Sestina 16
Pimple 43
Meta-Ku 1
Acrostic 12
Triolet 2
Programming 4
Terza Rima 1
Prose Poem 11
Senryu 1
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Billy Bytack Forces His Children To Sell Jesus Free verse 4.40;4 23-Jan-23 (0) 12963 23-Jan-23 37
Starving at Tiffany's Villanelle 6.86;20 15-Feb-21 (3) 292 15-Feb-21 22
How I fuck Freud off in the shower Pimple 4.59;37 07-Feb-21 (0) 12563 20-May-06 28
AIDS in a Doug Pimple 4.01;14 07-Feb-21 (0) 13368 20-Sep-04 9
I shot speed Free verse 6.57;13 07-Feb-21 (0) 629 31-May-03 7
Hit & Run Free verse 6.85;18 07-Feb-21 (1) 311 17-Nov-02 9
Liberty bells & Disney Land Concrete 6.85;33 07-Feb-21 (0) 318 07-Feb-21 17
Evel Knievel's last bananna split    Free verse 6.81;27 07-Feb-21 (1) 390 16-Jan-04 11
Experimental Robot Questionaire Free verse 6.86;36 07-Feb-21 (0) 291 25-Jan-05 12
At a hotel room in Royal Oak Free verse 6.83;30 04-Feb-21 (0) 344 25-Jan-05 7
Hewed Free verse 6.69;13 02-Feb-21 (1) 524 19-Jan-03 31
There is no Happy Hour in Bakersfield, Ca. Free verse 6.63;13 02-Feb-21 (0) 578 01-Jun-03 13
{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} Haiku 6.85;18 02-Feb-21 (0) 310 02-Sep-02 12
John Denver's hang-glider Free verse 6.94;32 02-Feb-21 (2) 183 30-Oct-03 5
Border towns & the runs Free verse 6.97;32 02-Feb-21 (3) 124 10-Sep-04 17
On getting back Free verse 6.92;37 02-Feb-21 (0) 205 12-Sep-03 14
Chrystal lane swift want's me, bad. Free verse 6.98;49 30-Jan-21 (0) 111 10-Apr-05 47
Dear Mr. Poetry, could you hold my purse? <how does babbit do it> Haiku 6.90;31 27-Jan-21 (0) 238 04-Mar-03 49
NIGHTMILK SUNBLOOD Free verse 6.81;20 27-Jan-21 (0) 392 08-Oct-07 26
From Hell, a Vilanelle Villanelle 6.67;14 22-Dec-20 (7) 534 25-May-05 16
Scorpion feet lucky rabbit Free verse 6.95;26 24-Jun-18 (0) 168 18-Sep-03 5
Carl Jung And the Flying Spiders Free verse 5.94;14 30-Nov-10 (10) 1399 08-Jun-04 3
American Poet Free verse 6.70;15 05-Dec-09 (9) 512 23-May-06 2
The High Hunt Free verse 5.54;8 05-Dec-09 (8) 2520 17-Sep-06 2
Latitudes I'll Not, or Falter Free verse 5.31;6 04-Dec-09 (9) 3565 N/A 0
Eleven Reasons For Love Free verse 5.76;6 04-Dec-09 (9) 1792 19-Jun-07 2
Snowblind Haiku 6.95;20 08-Feb-09 (0) 157 26-Jan-03 9
The difference between the two -=Dark_Angel=-'s Free verse 6.95;20 08-Feb-09 (0) 158 03-Aug-03 5
Black liqourice & G-stringed orphans Free verse 6.93;14 06-Jun-08 (0) 184 01-Sep-03 27
Limericks of hot seething love, gone bad. Limerick 5.85;12 17-Mar-08 (0) 1554 15-May-06 15
Ten solid facts about -=Dark Angel=-, by his biggest palm frond, me. Other 6.01;18 03-Dec-07 (10) 1254 03-Dec-07 23
Bowling For Turpentine Free verse 6.51;14 29-Aug-07 (0) 678 29-Jul-04 8
Solipsistic, Drunk, But Still Friends Free verse 6.10;16 29-Aug-07 (1) 1133 10-Jun-04 14
The back of a shovel? Free verse 6.00;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 1274 21-Jan-04 5
Jesu Vs. The Hells Angels On Viagra Other 5.04;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 7215 14-Oct-04 2
Direct Current Sestina 5.58;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2405 24-Mar-04 5
Juno's Peacock Free verse 6.23;11 29-Aug-07 (6) 950 28-Apr-04 5
The Folded Ways Your Eyes Cave Villanelle 5.64;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 2171 13-Nov-04 19
Walk The Boy To Circles Villanelle 5.12;4 29-Aug-07 (4) 5815 28-Jun-07 11
The Serpent People Free verse 5.68;14 29-Aug-07 (2) 2003 16-Sep-04 6
The Drunkest ever Free verse 6.23;35 29-Aug-07 (1) 946 09-Jul-03 31
I Dream Angel Free verse 6.05;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 1220 18-May-04 2
Easter Wouldn't Be Complete Without Choking Someone Out Free verse 5.57;8 29-Aug-07 (0) 2422 13-Apr-04 14
American haiku Haiku 4.86;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 10369 12-Jun-03 1
Prometheus sang for vultures Haiku 6.54;23 29-Aug-07 (2) 660 26-Aug-07 14
Pillow Talk Free verse 5.54;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 2510 16-Feb-05 4
R.I.P "He was the bestest poet ever." Villanelle 5.99;16 29-Aug-07 (3) 1319 16-Sep-03 6
Riding High On My Ignore List Free verse 5.31;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 3644 19-Apr-04 4
The grand embeddiment Free verse 4.80;10 29-Aug-07 (1) 11186 26-Mar-03 2
Fraternity hazing the sheepdog Free verse 5.62;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 2223 10-Apr-03 13
Cold Free verse 6.83;12 29-Aug-07 (7) 363 02-May-04 7
Ten new questions from Dan Rather Other 6.91;18 29-Aug-07 (0) 231 04-Mar-03 10
Clever Device? This is how you hunt angels with an Ashton Kirchner dude where's my car tattoo and legos Other 5.47;8 29-Aug-07 (3) 2836 20-Apr-03 12
Fireworks on the Island Free verse 6.34;12 29-Aug-07 (4) 841 09-Mar-03 4
Baked Peach Cobbler Windowed Free verse 6.11;9 29-Aug-07 (4) 1100 15-Jan-03 7
My Magical Beat Poem With Stolen Black Music Free verse 4.90;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 9865 18-Sep-04 4
Freedom & Then some... Other 6.70;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 516 31-Aug-04 10
Playing Russian roulette with a tuna cassarole By JFK Free verse 6.78;21 29-Aug-07 (0) 431 12-Jul-03 5
For the battered chicken I've never met. Lyric 5.60;10 29-Aug-07 (5) 2302 01-Dec-03 4
The Stand... an off rip Haiku 5.49;12 29-Aug-07 (1) 2811 07-Mar-03 7
Raw boy chiva Free verse 6.10;10 29-Aug-07 (2) 1138 16-Feb-03 58
Panda meat Free verse 5.50;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2741 12-Jan-04 1
Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply Free verse 5.32;18 29-Aug-07 (0) 3523 15-Jan-05 19
Unmasking Wyverns Villanelle 6.22;63 29-Aug-07 (2) 965 09-May-04 29
Scarecrow Lyric 5.79;13 29-Aug-07 (4) 1713 16-Jul-03 7
Totem Pole Lyric 5.50;16 29-Aug-07 (4) 2758 18-May-03 6
Quisling & white wine Free verse 5.75;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 1808 11-Jul-03 3
Stealing lightning from the pulpit Ode 5.61;9 29-Aug-07 (3) 2262 10-Jul-03 3
A black sanded tropical vision Free verse 5.35;7 29-Aug-07 (4) 3399 04-Sep-03 12
Flat chested feeling by Tiggy (a welder II) Lyric 5.14;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 5514 19-Jun-03 8
Lifestyles of the ripe and glamourless Free verse 6.83;12 29-Aug-07 (0) 358 12-Sep-03 10
Four Chapters from the Detective Plum files Other 6.36;11 29-Aug-07 (3) 813 13-Sep-03 15
Love Ode 6.10;14 29-Aug-07 (7) 1146 04-Jul-03 5
Activating your Infinity Free verse 6.46;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 710 28-Jan-05 13
Why my cock attracts idiots Other 5.68;11 29-Aug-07 (2) 1991 19-May-03 10
The Gecko, and the Italian book collector Free verse 6.71;12 29-Aug-07 (6) 506 02-Jul-03 27
The Masonic Underling & the 33 degree Haiku 6.20;19 29-Aug-07 (4) 980 26-Aug-07 14
Clive Barker's penis pump Other 5.00;10 29-Aug-07 (0) 7514 30-Nov-02 16
My floss by Twiggy the second Lyric 4.72;16 29-Aug-07 (5) 11851 18-Jun-03 4
My Son is...a prayer. Free verse 6.64;18 29-Aug-07 (2) 565 27-Aug-03 13
Ivory, slaves and gold Free verse 5.22;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 4311 19-Jan-04 2
James Dean Haiku 6.12;15 29-Aug-07 (2) 1097 04-Nov-02 5
Lord Byron Gave Mary Her Shelly Ode 5.06;15 29-Aug-07 (2) 6791 15-Sep-04 8
Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina Pimple 5.28;13 29-Aug-07 (6) 3774 11-Apr-04 20
My suicide note was short and sweet Other 5.90;13 29-Aug-07 (0) 1464 12-Feb-03 2
Plucking hearts and banjo Free verse 5.61;7 29-Aug-07 (2) 2229 01-Jun-03 19
Donning an Ass Mask Ode 5.94;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 1376 23-Jun-03 4
Milk & Honey with a touch of PCP <the dead cat edit> Free verse 5.40;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 3094 28-May-03 13
You wouldn't know God from Adam Other 6.12;15 29-Aug-07 (2) 1098 20-Jul-03 8
Nicholas Martin Other 5.71;8 29-Aug-07 (1) 1928 16-Mar-05 28
Upon a falling bar stool (Free for all) by PluckyHoe Pimple 6.96;19 29-Aug-07 (2) 152 04-Aug-03 30
Upside down and tigers Free verse 6.96;27 29-Aug-07 (4) 142 18-Sep-03 16
Peridot Free verse 5.29;5 29-Aug-07 (7) 3750 15-Mar-05 1
Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? Free verse 6.46;12 29-Aug-07 (6) 713 09-Sep-03 70
I don't know why I love Def Lepard For Settle Free verse 5.54;7 29-Aug-07 (1) 2541 11-Aug-04 2
An Ode to the cat fish head helmet on your penis Ode 5.83;35 29-Aug-07 (0) 1634 27-Oct-03 38
From ugly ducklin' to swan Other 5.17;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 4977 09-Jul-03 38
What's the difference? Free verse 5.07;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 6650 13-Dec-03 3
Variance of the tapeworm Free verse 5.74;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 1821 23-Sep-03 11
Fucking B by A sad syrupless Waffel Ode 5.89;14 29-Aug-07 (0) 1513 20-Jul-03 4
Jerk ?? Circle Free verse 6.17;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 1021 22-Jan-03 11
The Fucktory Ode 6.58;12 29-Aug-07 (3) 624 05-Oct-03 21
Front, Porch, Swing. Free verse 6.28;9 29-Aug-07 (2) 896 30-Dec-02 74
I have thirteen knives, and a sore riddled Black pussy Free verse 5.91;11 29-Aug-07 (0) 1439 23-Nov-03 3
Going to River Phoenix in my mind Free verse 5.44;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 2993 20-Nov-02 8
Recess Lyric 5.21;14 29-Aug-07 (5) 4431 10-Feb-05 11
An Ode to Gobbling Ode 5.89;9 29-Aug-07 (6) 1508 29-Nov-03 7
Inet. mag. editors R jealous red haired Jews, oh and I'm 29 Free verse 6.14;11 29-Aug-07 (10) 1082 27-Aug-03 23
Wildcatting The Canard: Free verse 5.54;7 29-Aug-07 (2) 2521 23-May-03 13
Under Blood Oak Lyric 5.72;32 29-Aug-07 (4) 1895 20-Oct-03 26
The silent lecture(secret names) Lyric 5.74;18 29-Aug-07 (5) 1817 15-Sep-02 7
Pose Other 5.36;6 29-Aug-07 (0) 3341 17-Dec-03 2
God's Rod (toilet drink poem) Free verse 6.78;21 29-Aug-07 (0) 428 03-Sep-02 9
Vichyssoise, then murder Free verse 6.35;13 29-Aug-07 (4) 834 27-Aug-03 13
Jingoism saved the wingnut Concrete 7.00;15 29-Aug-07 (5) 91 07-Mar-04 11
Rearview mirrors Lyric 5.55;19 29-Aug-07 (3) 2468 27-Aug-03 25
And so the spider spun Ode 6.20;14 29-Aug-07 (7) 982 30-Jul-03 4
Lisa's Song Lyric 5.73;7 29-Aug-07 (8) 1856 12-Feb-04 4
Women have Babies and Men Murder. Free verse 5.23;15 29-Aug-07 (4) 4209 27-Aug-03 10
The Set Back Free verse 6.24;13 29-Aug-07 (5) 938 01-Sep-03 10
Birth in the Valley of Liquor Free verse 4.50;30 29-Aug-07 (3) 12803 26-Jul-03 16
The punch drunk underwriter Free verse 5.54;7 29-Aug-07 (0) 2522 09-Feb-05 9
Malaries Free verse 6.06;15 29-Aug-07 (5) 1188 27-Aug-03 6
Let's praise the flesh peddler Free verse 6.10;10 29-Aug-07 (6) 1135 14-Aug-02 8
A quivering boob Free verse 6.46;12 29-Aug-07 (6) 714 30-Aug-03 6
The Phoebe Snow Lyric 5.44;16 29-Aug-07 (2) 2985 17-Dec-02 6
The plains of Africa Other 6.50;11 29-Aug-07 (1) 682 01-Aug-03 19
"Jump or Burn" Free verse 5.99;14 29-Aug-07 (2) 1318 06-Oct-03 10
Bad habits & tramps Free verse 6.55;10 29-Aug-07 (4) 644 06-Jun-03 9
IT'S ONLY A JOB Lyric 5.73;23 29-Aug-07 (7) 1872 01-Sep-03 21
Joe likes "DYNAMITE"! Lyric 5.84;13 29-Aug-07 (7) 1596 19-Dec-04 9
Nobody's Story (A guide thru chaos) Other 5.81;8 29-Aug-07 (6) 1654 04-Apr-05 11
Anna N. Smiths vagina monologue in Evangelistic tongues Free verse 5.60;10 29-Aug-07 (3) 2297 12-Mar-03 15
My daddy taught me about being a good sport Free verse 6.06;9 29-Aug-07 (1) 1198 18-Mar-05 9
Tijuana jail song Lyric 5.10;10 29-Aug-07 (4) 6058 28-Aug-02 4
Morphine Cherries of August Lyric 5.73;23 29-Aug-07 (7) 1873 01-Sep-03 6
Mother Murder Free verse 6.92;17 29-Aug-07 (6) 210 17-Nov-03 11
Large Man on peach sandel Free verse 5.22;6 29-Aug-07 (3) 4288 24-Dec-03 3
The Rocky-Horus picture show Other 5.37;8 29-Aug-07 (4) 3251 31-Jul-02 6
THE DEFENSE RESTS Free verse 6.20;24 29-Aug-07 (3) 984 23-Oct-03 21
Invisible too Free verse 6.14;11 29-Aug-07 (7) 1079 12-Mar-03 19
Scurvey Haiku 6.64;15 27-Aug-07 (0) 563 27-Aug-07 4
The Towel Head Blues Pimple 6.89;12 08-Aug-07 (5) 252 08-May-04 5
Turbulence Free verse 5.72;9 29-Jun-07 (0) 1891 27-Oct-04 4
Celebrity Other 4.91;6 29-Jun-07 (0) 9677 31-Jan-07 5
A ballerina bubble bath Sestina 6.58;23 29-Jun-07 (0) 627 14-Apr-04 31
Being Free verse 6.93;29 07-May-07 (1) 196 25-Jan-05 23
When my poems go platinum Free verse 6.78;32 07-May-07 (1) 421 26-Oct-03 11
An enchillada called revenge! Haiku 5.27;8 13-Mar-07 (5) 3814 03-Jul-03 15
Awe, I'm like so shocked Haiku 5.95;10 13-Mar-07 (4) 1365 26-Mar-03 6
Obsequies Haiku 5.41;11 13-Mar-07 (5) 3085 31-May-03 21
An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku Haiku 5.94;16 13-Mar-07 (7) 1406 19-Jan-03 8
Lycanthropes and L-dopamine Haiku 5.45;11 13-Mar-07 (8) 2901 13-Mar-07 12
Icarus Down Haiku 6.33;9 13-Mar-07 (9) 845 04-Apr-05 20
Haikus for Nentwined Haiku 6.35;10 13-Mar-07 (3) 829 24-Jan-04 4
Wave to the starving children Miss Denmark. Haiku 6.10;12 13-Mar-07 (7) 1147 25-Nov-02 5
Icarus up Haiku 6.10;10 13-Mar-07 (5) 1137 16-May-03 28
Coloured waifs home Haiku 6.45;10 13-Mar-07 (7) 728 09-Apr-05 15
terra incognita Haiku 6.00;10 13-Mar-07 (8) 1266 13-Mar-07 6
Abortion Haiku 5.44;9 13-Mar-07 (8) 2981 11-Jun-03 7
LIVE FROM CHEYENNE,WY. "The Forgeters!" Haiku 6.15;10 13-Mar-07 (9) 1065 13-Mar-07 4
Send The Devil... Free verse 6.50;11 13-Jan-07 (0) 691 22-Nov-06 12
Horus8 & The Werewolves Live... Other 4.80;3 13-Jan-07 (0) 11094 17-Sep-06 7
Horus8 & The Werewolves Live At The Hard Rock Cafe Free verse 4.97;4 13-Jan-07 (0) 8428 23-May-06 5
The comma turned coma Haiku 5.69;7 11-Dec-06 (7) 1972 29-Dec-03 2
The fetus farm Haiku 5.52;14 11-Dec-06 (8) 2635 02-Oct-03 15
Curtained Beef Haiku 5.61;9 11-Dec-06 (2) 2271 05-Nov-03 9
How to audition for a cereal ad Haiku 5.74;8 11-Dec-06 (9) 1832 24-Nov-03 5
more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} Haiku 5.81;20 11-Dec-06 (7) 1651 31-Jan-03 13
Stuffy Villanelle 6.41;11 10-Dec-06 (8) 765 27-Jun-04 8
Ash Lyric 6.29;13 03-Nov-06 (0) 887 03-Nov-06 20
The Courtesan Sonnet 5.90;13 20-Oct-06 (1) 1466 01-Apr-03 5
The Unholiest Sonnet Ever Sonnet 5.44;8 20-Oct-06 (5) 3012 31-Aug-04 6
The Grand Adjustment Free verse 5.40;10 11-Oct-06 (0) 3184 11-Oct-06 4
Emotionally Unavailable Free verse 5.86;11 11-Oct-06 (0) 1544 12-Oct-06 13
Beth Lyric 6.96;23 11-Oct-06 (10) 128 15-Sep-04 7
Horus8 Live, a benefit for materialism Other 5.12;5 11-Oct-06 (10) 5678 23-May-06 3
Ten Free verse 6.86;13 11-Oct-06 (10) 302 02-Jun-04 6
I Can Write A Wrong, But I Can't Right A Poem Other 5.57;8 18-Sep-06 (1) 2417 11-Jul-05 82
Jesus was a necromancer Haiku 4.45;19 18-Sep-06 (0) 12895 20-Jun-03 23
Your word's hurt, only you. Other 5.90;13 18-Sep-06 (0) 1465 21-Feb-03 59
The Fourth Of July 2004 Prose Poem 5.72;9 18-Sep-06 (0) 1892 14-Jul-04 1
My Boyfriend's Afro Pick Free verse 6.59;15 17-Sep-06 (0) 620 17-Sep-06 25
The ABC's Of Adultery Free verse 5.38;7 17-Sep-06 (0) 3241 17-Sep-06 5
Nigger Hole Free verse 6.55;11 13-Aug-06 (10) 651 06-Aug-03 19
I have no problem with short people of color or religion Free verse 6.82;28 13-Aug-06 (0) 375 03-Oct-04 14
The Christ Omelette Programming 6.24;13 18-Jun-06 (10) 939 20-May-06 16
I hate your guts and think you're stupid Free verse 6.50;19 09-Jun-06 (0) 681 09-Jun-06 19
Spring Cleaning Free verse 6.69;13 23-May-06 (0) 526 10-May-04 11
Hunter Thompson, In The Off Beat Chance Of Cunnilingus Prose Poem 5.12;7 23-May-06 (0) 6003 23-May-06 11
Actor Free verse 5.85;10 23-May-06 (0) 1581 23-May-06 7
Crampa Haiku 6.55;17 27-Mar-06 (0) 641 18-Nov-03 4
Emily Mae Villanelle 6.71;12 27-Mar-06 (8) 509 27-Mar-06 37
Eros, and Psycho Villanelle 6.76;26 20-Mar-06 (9) 453 14-Jul-04 11
Dirty bomb, code name: PLUTONIUM Other 4.88;15 21-Feb-06 (0) 9941 25-Dec-02 67
Milkshake until beef jerky Limerick 5.47;17 14-Jan-06 (2) 2852 14-Sep-04 22
Hi, my name is "Look at me, Stop it!" I'm Bi-polar Free verse 5.17;16 10-Sep-05 (6) 5095 16-Jul-03 11
Hey! Shut up, and cut my grass. Concrete 6.81;17 07-Sep-05 (3) 381 10-Sep-04 19
Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" Prose Poem 5.30;8 14-Jul-05 (1) 3679 29-Jun-04 8
5.96;2861 23-Jan-23 2356.67 23-Jan-23 2674




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