You might consider making a game out of it, like this: every time there is a strong homoerotic subtext between Frodo and Samwise, you get to fist the person of your choice. Taking turns helps to ensure that each particpant gets an equal fisting. Other insertions can be assigned to the film's various homosexual qualities, including but not limited to: Aragorn singing in the extended edition; any appearance by that queer blonde elf from the wood-elves; Orlando Bloom doing almost anything. Or you can make up your own.
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