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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29-May-03/5:03 AM
Far be it from me to felch out my stultifyingly ill-informed opinions all over this suggestion board, carelessly blundering all over the place like some sort of deranged Harris, but it seems to me that in light of the recent "poemewanking" fiascos, what this site really needs is the letter "M". Yes, that's right. You heard me. I said "M". "M" for "Maturity". The Maturity Harness is a device of my own envisioning, and is intended to act in direct oppostition to the rogueish, and frankly rather crude, poemewanker award.

We denote the Maturity Harness by prefixing and suffixing the bearer's pseudonym (if that is their real pseudonym) with the letter "M". It shall be brown. Only those users who have demonstrated a sustained committment to maturity in all aspects of their conduct on poemeranker shall be deemed worthy of such an accolade. In time, I have no doubt that it will be every poete's dream to finally be given the right to clumsily engage the Maturity Harness (nude, obviously) and then stroll around the place randomly straddling inanimate objects, and lewdly rubbing themselves against things.

At the moment, such a goal is merely a faint glimmer of sick on the stained horizon of my face. The ball is firmly in your court, nentwined. I am but a lowly peasantling, foul smelling and woefully ignorant when it comes to Important Matters Of The Towne. Only you can make this dream a reality, nentwined.

Only you can.

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