Good grief, do you have to get special doors made for him? I cannot begin to imagine the horrendous cost required to keep his finely tailored silk pantaloons up to size, I do hope Her Majesty's courts of justice are footing the bill for allowing him to get so portly. I say that mainly because I like the word portly. He should spend more time in the tranquility of Wiltshire, I'm prepared to bet that does the trick. I wish I lived there.
Also, did anyone ever work out whether Dave was actually Dark Angel or not?
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