Ranger26 Jan 2007

Support Administrator

Request immediate assistance in extracting myself from the toilet. I fell in while attempting to rescue a Prawne that I had inadvertantly eaten last night with my curry, when my safety harness snapped and I tumbled uncontrollably into the swirling whirlpool below.

I strongly feel that if the Rescue Helicopter should be unable to carry us both, it is the Prawne who should be airlifted to hospital. I will face the sharks alone.

Terrifiedly,
Alfred P. Ranger esq.