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Ranger 26-Jan-07/5:16 AM
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Request immediate assistance in extracting myself from the toilet. I fell in while attempting to rescue a Prawne that I had inadvertantly eaten last night with my curry, when my safety harness snapped and I tumbled uncontrollably into the swirling whirlpool below.

I strongly feel that if the Rescue Helicopter should be unable to carry us both, it is the Prawne who should be airlifted to hospital. I will face the sharks alone.

Terrifiedly,
Alfred P. Ranger esq.

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