1) You don't even know me. So fuck yourself.
2) You like listening to yourself talk. At least I can take criticism. So fuck yourself.
3) You wouldn't last five minutes where I live. I live in the Middle East. You just live in England. So did I, for years. So fuck yourself.
4) Actually, maybe you do know me. Did I kick your ass at a Stereophonics concert last year? And fuck yourself.
5) Obviously blabbing on about how big I talk because I'm anonymous is rot. What if I told you my name is John Updike? Now can I tell you to fuck yourself?
6) Why don't you fuck off? I was here first. And I don't think this place agrees with you. Fuck yourself.
7) You are piss in a pair of hoboes' pants. You've never been laid. I could kick your ass, motherfucker.
8) I don't think you're getting the point. The point is, no one cussed at you or insulted you before you insulted them. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED THIS. YOU ARE THE FUCKING MATURE ONE. You're probably like 13, too. So here's a life lesson: Go fuck yourself.
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