When I posted this suggestion, I honestly thought the closest thing to technology I would be seeing for two years was an automatic camel-wipe tied with a sheepshank. Yes, I live in an incredibly small village with an enormous inbreeding problem, but I've found a serviceable internet cafe with english keyboards where I can smoke all the cigarettes I want indoors while watching women in hideous states of overdress and several dozen pairs of grown men holding hands in public. I guess I'll be here a while longer.
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