zodiac29 Feb 2004

I have thus far refrained from noting that your pen-name (minus dashes, equal-signs, and underscore) is the title of a bad action television series directed by James Cameron. I have no desire to use such a weapon - which, incidentally, is banned under the provisions of the famous Transatlantic Treaty Against Improper & Sardonic References to Our Respective Cultures signed by our two countries in 1976, a treaty already strained to the point of breaking by our endless caricatures of your country's systems of dental hygiene and education, and by the constant portrayal of Americans as gung-ho, jerky-eating illiterates on your hilarious and unavoidable BBC sitcoms. I implore you, then, to point your tanks in some other direction (France, perhaps,) lest I should say something we both regret. Thank you.