TOES I'm glad I've got toes Two rows Of five, just enough. It sure must be tough On those With a 'six' and a 'four' Or two dozen or more. . They're best at the front Not the side Of the foot Which would then be too wide And beside That your shoe Would look funny on you. . They're no use perched high on the instep Or by Themselves, Spaced all around And an inch off The ground. . If all on one foot they'd Been put Nicely displayed But .... With design so misguided We'd look Very lopsided. . I'm glad they are there Just where My foot stops A toe pops Out, with four spare I've A total of five. .