' ___ Hello evil muslim | | Come in and take a seat ___| |___ Enjoy a cup of coffee | | Relax; put up your feet |___ ___| I'll just bring up your file | | To see if thou art just; | | You don't believe in Jesus!? | | But the Bible says you must! |___| ___ | | You shan't be going to Heaven ___| |___ Instead you'll rot in Hell | | As a vile non-believer |___ ___| We'll break your wicked spell! | | You'll never taste the splendour | | Of a Pure and Perfect Place | | Instead you'll watch your entrails |___| Landing splat upon your face ___ You won't be very happy | | When we jump on your best friend ___| |___ Or make you drive that scooter | | Down a road that has no end |___ ___| We'll open up your diary | | And insert a scrambled egg | | Then we'll make you give a sermon | | With it trickling down your leg |___| ___ | | Your girlfriend will be watching ___| |___ As you engage a column of ants | | Whilst suffering the indignity |___ ___| Of life without your pants | | People will insult you | | Every night you'll wet the bed | | And mummy will not help you |___| 'cos she's watching Father Ted ___ We'll make you skip your breakfast | | And you'll have to eat your greens ___| |___ Including vats of brussel sprouts | | And plates of runner beans |___ ___| You'll find it quite ironic | | Though I'm sure you will not laugh | | When we bake you in a casserole | | And serve you to a calf |___| ___ | | You'd normally get a hamper ___| |___ Filled with biscuits and God's grace | | But you'll get sticks of dynamite |___ ___| Inserted in their place | | It won't be very pleasant | | And I'm sure you'll feel quite ill | | When you're mopping up your giblets |___| As you foot the cleaning bill ___ And just in from Head Office | | Our request has been approved! ___| |___ To have your nostrils fisted | | And your buttocks both removed |___ ___| I hope you'll learn your lesson | | As well as have a lovely stay | | And maybe next time you will listen | | To what the Bible has to say. |___|