I watched the guppies swim erratically.
I wanted to join them.
I stuck my head into the fishtank
and opened my mouth as wide as I
could. Then closed and swallowed
tank water and three small fish.
An hour later I didn't feel so well,
so I went to the bathroom and
threw up in the sink.
Three half digested fish and some
yellow soupy colored tank water.
I felt worse.