Here I sit, head hung
in shame, next to father Patrick.
Irish bastard.. God loves him anyway.
"Give me Jesus on the rocks"
"Sweet or Sour?"
"Make that bastard bitter,
he shouldnt be sweet
for a sapless sinner
like me."
I slam the shots, eating
the divine bread served
like peanuts.
Feeling the forgiveness, I smile
and stumble out the bar
feeling better than when I first came in.