poetandknowit27 Mar 2003

You are right; I am a coward. It is due to a genetic weight problem (I eat to many tater chips)! It started when I was a wee lad. In primary, I was 200 pounds and all the girls made fun of me. This cased my penis to shrink (I still have never seen it due to the weight, but the doctors tell me it is so). Now I live a life of seclusion. Thank God Al Gore invented the Internet, because now I have the ability to exact my verbal revenge on cockney speaking Brits.