Poemranker [Replying] Sat Nov 23 21:09:09 PST 2024

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i'd like to see that that special wrinkle between your brows arched down at the sides i'd like to feel that the sudden inlet of air you gasp when you're overwhelmed i'd like to hear them those filthy phrases you spill online an inch from my ear i'd like to take you to heaven's vices inside my den with walls made of flesh

god'swife

17-Mar-03/1:04 AM

Well bunny, since I have a terrible memory I'm going to have to rely on you in part. There's always, at the very least, two sides to every story; here's mine...

Once upon a time there was a Old Hag who happened upon a discussion about pussies. The -=Darkest_Angel-of-All=- used the Sacred Word to define some lowly inhabitant's cowardess, and the Old Witch cackled that she could crack a walnut between her lips and spit out the meat. Meaning it was an unfair and erroneous analogy to compare a weakling to the inequivicable powers of the female genitalia.

After that I'm lost. I remember hemaphrodites and some back and forth about peni vs. clitori. I'm old and mentally fatigued. If you have a transcript of this discourse I would appreciate a copy. As I have said, my memory is rotten with age, though my vagina is supple and fully intact.

I thank you in advance for your cooperation.

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