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A Losing Streak (Lyric) by Jigg

Why does my toast fall butter side down? Why do I find a penny after losing a pound? Why do I back the favourite for it to come in last? Why is the quick buck never that fast? When do you think my luck'll change? When did my rabbit's foot get mange? When do you think this bad luck will blow? I guess when my toast doesn't taste like the floor.

<~> 6-Mar-03/12:04 PM
what happens if you duct tape buttered toast, butter side up, of course, to a cat, and drop it off the top of a building?

do you create an anti-gravity field? didn't someone try this once?


the cat HAS to land on its feet. the toast HAS to land butter-side down.

maybe -=Dark_Angel=- can step in, and offer a ray of light, here? or at least some sort of conditional statement?




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