Everything's the same, all the popcorn was a waste
Then Ya-ya uplifted my mood, Harry potter was a little fun
Then I slipped in Lord of the Rings.
The gates of fufilment opened!
Marry me Tolkien!
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Priest: dead Tolkien, do you take this maiden to be your wife?
Tolkien: ....
Me: he said yes, I can hear it in the breeze.
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