poetandknowit20 Sep 2002

Dear sir: In your pathetic lifetime as a plagiarist you will never write anything even close to the stuff I tossed in the litter bin long ago. This is not the site for your tomfoolery. You claimed to write it when you posted it under your name. You did not say, "Hey, check out this poem by Ogden Nash." You know what you intended and you were caught. And you are a plagiarist hack! There is no excuse for you or your actions. Write something original or get lost. Simple as that. I am the Poem Police. Remember that next time you try to rip off another persons toil. Have you considered shooting yourself? It might help.