Found a note in side a bottle.
I did.
Over yonder I skipped, under a tree,
I hid.
Found a twig, stirred it 'round.
Not retrieved.
Not relieved.
I heaved.
Ahhh!
Broke the bottle,read the note...
To whom it may concern,
Tis' a lesson you must learn,
to free yourself of doubt,
never fish in a leaky boat.
Found a bottle,
put in note,
threw it out.