A smile turns to a frown Your temper's up and down The feminist is mad at men It's that time of month again But I just want you to know I'm here to make the pain go If it's tongue that you require I'll eat you like a vampire I KNOW IT'S RAG TIME I SEE THE SIGN IT'S JUST A BAD TIME IT AIN'T NO CRIME I DON'T CARE CAUSE I WANT TO GET INTO YOU I KNOW IT'S RAG TIME I SEE THE SIGN You're a slave to the monthly cycle Bitchin' bout things so trivial You can talk but you drool Looks like you have lost your cool Though your demons got you beat I still love your body heat I'll get your motor tuned Just let me lick your wound SHEETS ON MY BED TURN TO BLOOD RED YOU'VE STAINED THE BED FROM WHITE TO RED