-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.5 Jan 2007
Title reminds me of a classic verse from Kipling's "The Lesson":
It was my fault, and my very great fault-- and now I must turn it to use.
I have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
So the more I wipe and the less I stain the cleaner the pants I shall get--
I've had a lavatorial lesson; I may take off my diaper yet!