----Buried in this ground----
ashes of the founder
remains of the defier
bequeathed to the City
for burial here
by one who
covertly abused her job
Drafter
Dovina the Drafter
to subvert City officials
disobey her boss
and bring this bike lane
before a public meeting
whereupon its need was realized
and the city acquiesced
Dedicated April 1, 20xx
by the repentant
Carpinteria City Council