I met you last night in some cheap bar And totally drunk as a doorknob I dragged you home for a hot shag And we soon got down on the job. Riding hard on your huge cock My cuntlips dripping their lovejam I shrieked as my orgasm came pounding Like the filthy old slut that I am. Now, lying back on the coverlet, Still breathing as hard as a goat, I look at your fat body next to me And I feel like slitting your throat.