ALChemy23 Mar 2006

I used to think God was like a very large ancient cat that made alot of noise at night until you got pissed and carried him out by his neck and booted him out the door. I'd slam the door and he'd look back at me through the window with an angry look. he'd pretend to roll up his sleeves and He'd dive straight through the window which happened to be open and you'd hear a scuffle and me hollering and then the door would open. There he'd be, the big cat, holding me by the neck and then a big boot to the rear. I'd be out the door. I'd get up, turn to the door to go back in and it would slam shut and lock before I got there. And there I'd be all night, outside pounding on the door hollering Willlmaaa!