Whalecrack and poppycock,
I sprained my sock.
Sleek mac wont mend my shack,
Or hurt my back.
Sea-gull egg, I weep and beg-
Don't touch my leg.
Treacle fever, from an unbeliever,
Sent to bed by the snake-hipped weaver.
Through greasy rain and warming pain,
I start to descend the hill again.