zodiac29 Sep 2005

THE ROGUEFORT MADE ME VOID (Void) by I Like to Void

The Roguefort made me void
While saying (as I like to say) "void"
And getting cold
Cuts for a party at my friend Lloyd's.

As I say, I was getting cold
Cuts when this guy who resembled Freud
Came up with a cheese sampler tin -
I'm only human, though usually I try to avoid

Supermarket samples, owing to the hemorrhoids
I sustained as a result of steroid
Overuse while a roadie for the band Pink Floyd,
Though I'm currently unemployed.

But the hemorrhoids, as I say, are deployed
concentrically around the anal void
Roger Waters still occasionally comes
to plumb
As I mumble "void", and again "void",
As the others have tried so
The silence of void filled us over again
In hundred miles green and blue yards.