I'm afraid there is only one way for foreignors to penetrate The Rutherford Club. You must complete the official application form:
http://tinyurl.com/5pkxc
Your application will then be considered by the High Council of Vice-Rutherfords, whereupon you may be summoned to take part in a gruelling series of Reverse Buttock Thrusts, followed by the infinitely humiliating HOBO SQUAT. Only then will you be ready for the Inaugural Debagging Session in the Officer's Mess.
I doubt you've got what it takes, quite frankly.