This is a story Quite far from the first This is a story Not different, but worse This is a tribute So much more cheaply made This is a tribute To the roots that it laid This is a legend Without the same actors This is a legend With blockbusting factors This is a favorite Praise all, young and old This is a favorite All the fans say it's gold This is a franchise Let's start with act three This is a franchise The plots will run free This is a nightmare Layed an egg like a hen This is a nightmare Begin shooting film ten Oh what shall we do when ideas have run dry? When we've used up our last dying sequel? We shall think 'till the sun has set low in the sky Pick up quick, and start work on a prequel!