cat14 Aug 2004

dear "mocking others insight, but yet tries to be clever and insightful himself, but in the real people way",

So now you my dear human are acquainted with most people, I don't know most cats, but what a well traveled human being you must be with your A-levels and holidays, you must be one of those British humans from the upper classes with lots of inheritance to be able to travel the planet speaking and talking to most people.

I liked your save though, the “most” addition (SEE YOUNG HUMANS THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF SEMANTICS “MOST”, HE DIDN’T WANT TO SAY ALL, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS EVERYONE, BUT HE KNOWS MOST, OK.)

I have a cousin cat that lives in Laytonville, when you go there on your weekly trips to meet most people, could you give tell him to remember to use the litter box.

Wow a person who knows most people and assumes everyone is like him, I guess no one told you that is not the case, because they didn't want to hurt your feelings and make you feel badly about your life, damn that PC, keeping people delusional.

And in the future maybe you should just say all, come on really, “most” …lol…

A scratch to your futon frame.

meow,

cat