cat13 Aug 2004
dear unpc friends of the rainbow that is earth,
The internet is a wonderful tool, how happy you must be to not be tied to the constraints of society.
The thing I fine most fascinating about people who hate PC is that they feel like somehow the dreaded âPCâ has some how shackled them and held them back in their lives because they werenât able to use anti-Semitic, racist, sexist, and homophobic slurs daily without people thinking they were jerks, so they had to completely bottle that frustration deep inside.
I completely feel for those individuals that were trapped during the height of PC, because I know that the reason you live on the couch in your mother's den. It is because from 1990 (the beginning of PC) until 2000, you weren't allowed to use a racial slur and that's why you have to live in a neighborhood where people own ten thousand dollar cars.
My heart goes out to you, I know those ten years were tough, maybe you should contact a lawyer and maybe you can file some of "couldn't be self realized, because I could use an offensive term when that offending ethnic group/gender/religion stole my job/spot in the college I really, really, wanted to go to/my girlfriend, I couldn't even use anti-Semitisms to complain about my lack of balance in my bank account, woe is me." Maybe you can file that around the time you file a suit against McDonalds for your Atkins diet making you 300 pounds and giving you heart diseaseâ¦
two licks and a coughed up hair ball to you,
meow,
cat