My favorite thing to do with work.
Is to Pass it along to some other jerk.
Some might say I'm a little crazy,
But those who wnow me say I'm just plain lazy
I'm sure a few of you really relate;
My favorite job is to delegate.
If there's a job that needs to be done,
I'm always able to find someone.
Often enough you,ll see my neighbor,
Finishing up my manua+l labor.
Whenever it's time to mow the lawn
I just turn the water sprinkler on.
If you need some help to finish a task;
I'm the last person you want to ask.
I only hope that you can relate
And share my urge to procrastinate.
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