My favorite thing to do with work.

Is to Pass it along to some other jerk.

Some might say I'm a little crazy,

But those who wnow me say I'm just plain lazy



I'm sure a few of you really relate;

My favorite job is to delegate.

If there's a job that needs to be done,

I'm always able to find someone.



Often enough you,ll see my neighbor,

Finishing up my manua+l labor.

Whenever it's time to mow the lawn

I just turn the water sprinkler on.



If you need some help to finish a task;

I'm the last person you want to ask.

I only hope that you can relate

And share my urge to procrastinate.